Sales Pitch

Listen this is a presidential election year. In approximately four (4) months or in exactly 123 days, it will be Voting Day here in the Thirteen Colonies. Sadly I cannot predict the future, or else I'd be out buying lottery tickets. But I can guarantee this: it's not gonna get any better. If I were a gambling woman I'd wager it'll get worse, a lot worse. Who's to say what condition 'Murica will be in a year from now on July 8th, 2017? So if you've been wanting to finally meet me or to meet me again- what better time than now?

TLDR: my attempt at aggressive sales tactics.